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Old 10-14-2018, 05:24 PM   #1
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emmené mon père au centre commercial l'autre jour pour lui acheter des nouvelles chaussures (il a 89 ans).
Nous avons décidé de manger à la cafétéria.
J'ai remarqué qu'il regardait sans cesse un adolescent à côté de lui.
A la place des cheveux, il avait une crête rouge, un punk quoi !
Mon père continuait de le regarder...Chaque fois que l'adolescent se retournait, il voyait mon père qui le fixait.
...Quand l'adolescent en a eu assez, avec sarcasme, il lui a demandé
"Qu'est-ce qui se passe le vieux, t'as jamais rien fait de fou dans ta vie ?"
Connaissant mon père, je me suis dépêché d'avaler pour ne pas m'étouffer sur sa réponse, je savais bien qu'il en aurait une bonne.
Très décontracté et sans cligner de l’œil, il a dit :
"Je me suis saoulé un jour et j'ai enculé une poule... alors je me demandais si tu n'étais pas mon fils ! "
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Old 10-14-2018, 05:30 PM   #2
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Old 11-10-2018, 01:22 PM   #3
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Quand les poules aurons des dents ...lol

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Quand les poules aurons des dents ...lol
Je comprends mieux cette signification maintenant
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Old 11-10-2018, 09:33 PM   #4
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La ton père: au top !
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Old 11-11-2018, 08:17 AM   #5
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Old 11-11-2018, 12:52 PM   #6
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salut tony60
tir le chapeau a votre PÈRE ...a ma place...... ! ! !
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Old 11-11-2018, 05:45 PM   #7
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mdr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!fran chement une tuerie mieux que la bagarre et très intelligent
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Old 11-11-2018, 06:30 PM   #8
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Mdr tu m'étonne le miens lui aurai fais la misère
LOL bien répondu..
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Il as porter plainte pour zoophilie .. Mdr
C'est pas mon père c'est une histoire qui m'a plus jai partager du coup LOL
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Il as porter plainte pour zoophilie .. Mdr
C'est pas mon père c'est une histoire qui m'a plus jai partager du coup LOL


Arrete tony
n’ai pas honte de ton demi frere mdr

Ok je sort lol


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Old 11-12-2018, 08:22 AM   #12
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Je te la pique, je la ressortirait a l'occasion lol
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T'es un tueur, j'adore!


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slt MDR tony p***n de m***e j'ai une crampe a cause de toi arrête tes connerie frère
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